facebook statuses.

the status history app has a thing so show all the statuses ever.
i'm going to explain stuff about what it meant and whatever. it does show lots of important things that have happened to me.
but i'm going to delete boring stuff.
yeah this took me aaaaaaaages to do (over 2 hours)
it's just memories.


Fri October 30, 2009, 5:45 pm: WHO IS HOHN?

Fri October 30, 2009, 5:41 pm: my freiwnds din't undersatand john so i skepp. niht.

i don't think i remember those drunk statuses. about mr. roecker.

Fri October 30, 2009, 10:56 am: on the way to town. blink tribute band, yusss.

we didn't even see them.

Sun October 25, 2009, 7:00 am: sonic boom six tonight bebeeee

Wed October 21, 2009, 9:38 am: some newcastle website has requested to use my photography for their website.


Fri October 16, 2009, 4:57 am: Is pretty certain i walked past an actress who was pretty famous. They were recording her. I forgot her naaame :/

still don't know who it is.

Wed October 14, 2009, 1:30 pm: has never been so excited about art related things than i have today.

art day was good.

Mon October 5, 2009, 4:18 am: Neil Bushnim was good on Art Attack

haha good day.

Sun October 4, 2009, 3:44 pm: has never headbanged so much in her life, lmao!

Sun October 4, 2009, 11:34 am: is waiting for skindred avec lindsey lohan/louise

that was good. davey the film teacher called louise lindsey lohan to remember her name, aha.

Sun September 27, 2009, 3:44 am: likes my drunk statuses. and the twitter ones are good too. "aiwniene flu. it kislls"

Sat September 26, 2009, 5:37 pm: derren frown

Sat September 26, 2009, 4:05 pm: derren frown

Sat September 26, 2009, 4:01 pm: how did orssry and c haron co[e in the jighjt~?

Sat September 26, 2009, 3:45 pm: what whe si yja?

"how did ozzy and sharon cope in the night?" i have NO idea why i wanted that as a status, but could you blame anyone intoxicated?

Wed September 16, 2009, 1:41 am: seeing the used in a few hours (:

that was good.

Thu September 3, 2009, 11:30 am: has had a good day with liv bab (': we had too much chucklet though.

first ever coffee/tea moring/afternoon.

Mon August 31, 2009, 4:11 pm: Leyla sais id eather akeeo wurh borat than bruno

Mon August 31, 2009, 3:45 pm: Is gobaie die

Mon August 31, 2009, 2:46 pm: Soawnw

don't remember the bottom 2. borat one is amazing LOL. it's supposed to say "leyla said she'd rather sleep with borat than bruno"

Tue August 25, 2009, 12:05 pm: is now joey who has a child named tyson.. "need a sandwich."

that was the best story i ever invented.

Mon August 24, 2009, 7:21 am: Omg just saw jordan from new found glory! He smiled at me lmao

OH CHRIST! i tried to find them again, to tell them i had no one to go with to see them. i hoped they would've let me hang with them. but a bunch of fans took them away from me straight away.

Thu August 20, 2009, 4:47 pm: Leyla hacked my facebook sorry

Thu August 20, 2009, 4:39 pm: Cqnt sleep like the gwen stefani stong

Thu August 20, 2009, 10:28 am: Waiting for the cure.

drunk statuses! leyla didn't hack my account. but the middle one is a beast of a status. lush.

Tue August 18, 2009, 6:35 am: Lots of jews come into marks and spencer.

i got told off for this. but it was a good thing, not a stereotype.

Fri August 14, 2009, 2:38 pm: Oh nooo! Freddies gone

I STILL THINK HALFWIT SHOULD'VE WON BIG BROTHER. i was so so so so so so gutted.

Wed August 5, 2009, 3:04 pm: was talking to the coolest person ever ):

christ, chris came in the room and asked how you play the lottery, and then the person disconnected. it was on omegle btw.

Fri July 31, 2009, 7:19 am: has won a lot of red bull :]

12 cans. oh fuuuck.

Sun July 26, 2009, 2:38 pm: That was one of the best gigs i have ever attended. Actually it comes right after nofx for best one ever!

i think that gig changed my life.

Fri July 17, 2009, 3:21 pm: spinnerette was amazing, apart from the gigantic, disgusting, ugly swedish girl. urgh.

they were good. but it was the shittest gig i have EVER attended. sorry brody and tony, you were the only reason i went. in hope for a distillers song.

Mon July 13, 2009, 3:50 pm: Birthday massacre liked my t-shirt too

Mon July 13, 2009, 11:07 am: Is waiting for the birthday masscre. Had many comments on my shirt

i wore my mindless self indulgence t-shirt. we met vince that day, who was first to make a comment, with his friend anthony. they thought it was stewie.
and some metal head in the gig thought it was a metal band, i was like "no pet i listen to punk music"
and the birthday masscre were very polite.

Sat July 11, 2009, 3:03 am: is wondering why posters have been obviously ripped off my walls. and has a killlllller headache.

obvious result.

Fri July 10, 2009, 3:43 pm: Hads goos tine tobight

Fri July 10, 2009, 2:28 pm: Haha parties gooood :) uranus

i don't remember the later one. it was the first time i saw some of my high school friends since '08.

Wed July 1, 2009, 8:08 am: told myself not to buy any dvd's or cd's today, so i got a dress instead.

i spent around £200 on dvd's over the summer.

Tue June 30, 2009, 1:19 pm: my first postcard swappy thing is for an american! :]

Tue June 30, 2009, 5:14 am: Is thinking 'Michael Jackson THIS' is an approprite documentary title. Maybe better than the freddie mercury one.

Fri June 26, 2009, 9:23 am: Got ID'd for a 12 movie :|

mr deeds. cause i really do look under 12 years old.

Thu June 25, 2009, 4:18 pm: actually, michael jackson is now with tupac and elvis somewhere..

they have punk rock with them too.

Thu June 25, 2009, 3:23 pm: why does everyone listen to silly rumours and agree that MJ died? everyone agreed with each other when people said he was a pedo, but in reality he wasn't.

Thu June 25, 2009, 2:56 pm: hopes these rumours about micheal jackson being dead arn't true. if so that means 3 famous people have died today ):

i got really worked up about it, christ. but still, people who called him a pedo made all the fuss.

Mon June 22, 2009, 11:44 pm: Had a dream about jack black and i'm pretty sure it was an actual movie i dreamed out.

omfggg, that dream has got to be a movie already. it was in an airport, by a bar.

Mon June 22, 2009, 11:01 am: "when you start driving, you'll notice the difference" i get great encouraging words from chris like.

speaks for itself.

Mon June 22, 2009, 9:38 am: feels sorry for perez hilton.

when he got punched. i still keep my word.

Sun June 21, 2009, 5:18 am: "do you think in the fish and chips shop you could ask for battered twat?"

me and my sister wind up my mam too much.

Sat June 20, 2009, 1:54 pm: "them scottish scallops have something to do with heads" "... don't you mean scalp?"

i need to remember who said that.

Tue June 16, 2009, 4:32 am: Is in the metro centre rather than ken lovvats trip. Hope there is no effects in my injuries

nofx.

Sun June 14, 2009, 3:18 pm: i'd rather strangle a tree than hug it, the trees life support, unplug it. who needs a tree? not me, screw your ecology, keep your enviroment, shove it (8)

JOHN ROECKER YOU BABE.

Sat June 13, 2009, 4:58 am: Wants to know who her real friends are :(

still don't know.

Sat June 13, 2009, 3:25 am: Foaming. Shame feeling i had when i was 7 and i forgot my homework and a got told off for not doing it, but i actually did.

christ, i was held hostage that day. but i remember the day when i was 7 too. poopy day.

Sat June 13, 2009, 12:03 am: Can't remember watching school of rock, although i DO remember having my hair pulled. Nicee.. And Mark Goppus? Haha

speaks for itself.

Fri June 12, 2009, 3:32 pm: Is about to watch school of rock with apple sourz. Lush

that was after i'd passed out in town and shit. probably the most drunk i've been, and i typed it perfectly. LOL/

Thu June 11, 2009, 5:59 am: Has fallen in love with her new 160gb ipod classic! Shame the computers not letting me put anything on it :/

grandma bought me that.

Wed June 3, 2009, 2:56 pm: ugh howebeer but hahaha!

I HATE MYSELF FOR GETTING DRUNK AFTER THE FUNERAL. FUCK. ALCOHOLIC FAMILY, MUCH?

Tue June 2, 2009, 2:36 pm: has had a good day in south shields. is ready to say goodbye to my grandma for the last time tomorrow. miss you.

:(

Mon June 1, 2009, 4:09 pm: doesn't find the whole sacha baron cohen and eminem thing as funny as the news make it sound like :/

moody arse.

Sat May 30, 2009, 2:15 pm: is actually gutted that stavros flatley wasn't even a runner up D:

i still think they deserved to win.

Fri May 29, 2009, 2:33 pm: zoolander. HIYA BEN STILLER.

ben stiller obsession.

Wed May 27, 2009, 3:28 pm: will not accept rum from a stranger again.

more specifially, a lesbian stranger.

Sun May 24, 2009, 4:04 am: gives up.

the world was still stopped for me.

Sat May 23, 2009, 8:36 am: r.i.p grandma ):

Sat May 23, 2009, 5:05 am: nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest, nobody does it half as good as you, baby you're the bestttttt

that song kind of helps me when i lose someone.

Fri May 22, 2009, 2:44 pm: does not know how to feel. this whole sititaytopm makes me think: wow what a bastard she is for doing that. goodbye ):

Fri May 22, 2009, 5:38 am: is not happy at all. )': )': )':

that was the day i found out my grandma had 24 hours to live. I HATE THE NHS WITH A BURNING PASSION.

Mon May 18, 2009, 8:28 am: just went to see grandma in hospital.

that was the last time she spoke to me. i totally took that visit for granted.

Sun May 17, 2009, 12:12 pm: Dyed her hair again. First time in 2 years it's been all 1 colour... I feel less unique.

BIGGEST MISTAKE.

Sat May 16, 2009, 10:56 am: someone take me to america to see blink-182 + panic at the disco, please.

still fucking jealous of the americans who saw them.

Fri May 15, 2009, 11:38 pm: NEVER AGAIN.. what the fuck was last night about o_o

possibly one of the worst nights of my lifetime. fucky christ shitttttt.

Thu May 14, 2009, 12:24 pm: has been doing work non-stop. still going, with an exception of typing this status. srsly, i only came on facebook to collect my picture of lars fredirekson. ):

these are the days i could no longer be bothered to try. fat mike brain washed me.

Thu May 14, 2009, 6:12 am: Gaah! Lost my usb stick. No media coursework D:

that had the last pictures with grandma on.


Wed May 13, 2009, 1:05 pm: punch her in the cunt. then kick her in the face. i hate the bloody queen (8)

Wed May 13, 2009, 11:04 am: slayer reminds me of old times.

it still does a little.

Mon May 11, 2009, 11:40 am: it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

i shouldn't have learnt about the glories of dr lector, he is a gentleman.

Sun May 10, 2009, 4:23 am: wants to see spinnerette!! HIYA brody dalle bababa.

the thought of it was better than it was.

Sat May 9, 2009, 2:47 pm: mmm gallows + rolo tomossi :D annnnd oh yes, i got gallows set list (h)

yum

Fri May 8, 2009, 2:05 pm: On the bus with lovley louise. She has a nofx song i met fat mike

Fri May 8, 2009, 1:58 pm: Ahhhh chasing suxie!y

drunk.

Tue May 5, 2009, 12:26 pm: is scared like a fly.

i forgot the joke, but it made me cry with laughter.

Sun May 3, 2009, 3:17 pm: mike, of the fat kind preferbly.

i got told off by people for having so many statuses about fat mike like that.

Sat May 2, 2009, 2:57 pm: oh god i want to see NOFX again right now.

still do.

Thu April 30, 2009, 12:20 pm: was in a bad mood until i was told i might be seeing RHCP :P

chris told me RHCP were coming. he still thinks they are. LOL.

Tue April 28, 2009, 5:11 pm: NOFX was the best thing ever. Melvin is the sweetest dude ever, fat mike is the drunkest, el hefe is the evil ignorant one, and smelly is the missing one :)

SEXYYYY.

Tue April 28, 2009, 6:49 am: Has been recommended to buy a hat. Recommendation was suggested by FAT MIKE -dies-

OMFG, he was sober, only about 5% of people meet SOBER FAT MIKE. or some small percentage.

Tue April 28, 2009, 4:50 am: El hefe walked past me and said 'hello'!

he was a miserable sod.

Tue April 28, 2009, 3:08 am: Missed 2 buses! Not the best day for rain. HIYA FAT MIKE

Mon April 27, 2009, 1:57 pm: leave me stuff for me to reply to tomorrow, when i'm standing waiting for 7 hours. i'll slowly reply tomorrow. by the way, did you know i was seeing NOFX tomorrow. b a b e s.

Mon April 27, 2009, 1:39 pm: is currently shaking.. with excitement. hiya mam.

couldn't sleep that night.

Sun April 26, 2009, 1:24 pm: jeeeeeeeeeeesus it's so close to NOFX. VOMITING WITH EXCITEMENT.

i miss my old phrases.

Fri April 24, 2009, 9:24 pm: Awake, but prolly had too littl sleep. Taatttooing thing todsy?

Fri April 24, 2009, 3:02 pm: Is with 2 pisheeds called drunkies

i liked drinking with stacy and callum.

Fri April 24, 2009, 9:59 am: Listening to stacy argue with someone on the phone and cleaning tea up with a tv remote...

LOL.

Fri April 24, 2009, 5:31 am: Has a 'doctors appointment' on tuesday :)

i told my old photography teacher that so i could queue up for NOFX early.

Mon April 20, 2009, 3:20 pm: will probably get some twisted dreams from this movie soundtrack, but i don't want to stop listening to it ♥!

Mon April 20, 2009, 11:47 am: Live freaky! Die freaky!

SEXYYYYYYYYYYY!

Mon April 20, 2009, 3:37 am: Liv is an impatient jerkoff

i don't remember the story, but i laughed.

Wed April 15, 2009, 1:36 pm: has found mark hoppus's phone number. no joke.

i deleted it off my phone, and i regret it.

Mon April 13, 2009, 3:05 pm: probably won't be able to listen to 'baby i love you' by the ramones anymore without getting creeped out. in fact, the full end of the century album. such a weirdo.

phil spector.

Sun April 12, 2009, 1:20 pm: the blue hair dye is a complete failure. emails of complaint are being spammed to the shit hair dye company.

Sun April 12, 2009, 12:02 pm: thinks the blue hair dye was a complete failure

it went grey. i had fucking grey hair for NOFX.

Sat April 11, 2009, 6:52 am: Is roaming the streets of wallsend - watch out for me

i'm pretty sure after that, i almost fell over, and some charv shouted "unlucky" and laughed. errrrrghie.

Tue April 7, 2009, 4:16 pm: loves the fact mark hoppuz said 'i LOVE playing don't leave me' cause if blink play that when i see them, i will officially die happy.

tru dat.

Fri April 3, 2009, 1:14 pm: AMERICA (L)

thats when i thought i was going again ):

Wed April 1, 2009, 11:50 am: honestly is more excited for the green day musical than their new album..

i haven't seen it yet. the albums not that bad either.

Mon March 30, 2009, 11:41 pm: Is going to wednesday 13 tonight rather than cumdog millionare

it's not funny anymore.

Fri March 27, 2009, 4:33 pm: Now has a bottle of taboo in my room waiting to be opened :P but i wont

i wasted that drink.

Wed March 25, 2009, 12:47 am: NOFX. that is all.

Tue March 24, 2009, 6:58 am: is pleased to hear that my NOFX backstage passport dvd's are on their way ♥!

too fucking right, i waited extra days even after pre-ordering it. and i didn't get the free sticker.

Wed March 18, 2009, 2:33 pm: is worried. but thats nothing robert smith can't change.

still fucking true.

Mon March 16, 2009, 3:25 am: Is 17 today

i like how theres no exclamation marks or smileys. my dvd didn't come that day.

Sat March 14, 2009, 4:57 pm: Is scqred x

Sat March 14, 2009, 3:36 pm: Is ktinh in gelbsds garsen

drunk statuses. i think it's supposed to be "is in helenas garden". and yeah, i had passed out on her garden. did i mention, her parents were home that night? fail.

Sat March 14, 2009, 11:28 am: is a 50's woman :P

shittest fancy dress costume i've EVER had. worse than john lennon.

Tue March 10, 2009, 8:07 pm: Just had a nightmare thats possibly changed my life ):

oh christ, that was scary. it was so real. it was the first time i cried at a nightmare.

Sat March 7, 2009, 2:16 pm: Has an interview thing at a tattoo place next week :D

they called me back, i just didn't go back. i fail. fuckkkkk.

Sat March 7, 2009, 10:59 am: Now has a full clockwork orange droog outfit. Minus boots but that soon will be sorted :)

still haven't used it.

Wed March 4, 2009, 2:57 pm: wants my birthday to come sooner just so i can get my nofx backstage passport dvd (:

i was only excited for that. did not give a shit about my birthday cause i didn't get a tattoo.

Wed February 25, 2009, 3:16 pm: wants to see street dogs with someone, who wants to come with me?

no one wanted to. they cancelled anyway.

Tue February 24, 2009, 1:47 pm: NOFX'S NEW ALBUM RELEASED THE DAY I SEE THEM :'DD

Sun February 22, 2009, 12:55 pm: is thinking how close NOFX is, and is rather excited ♥


Mon February 16, 2009, 4:12 am: is pissed off with play.com ¬__¬

they sent me bullet for my valintine cd instead of an alkaline trio one. i still have it. never opened or anything.

Tue February 10, 2009, 10:30 am: wishes it was yesterday again

Mon February 9, 2009, 4:59 pm: !!!!!!!alkaline trio was mamamamamazing :'D

Mon February 9, 2009, 8:13 am: NEW BLINK ALBUM ANNOUNCED -droooooools- + alk3 tonight :'D

Sun February 8, 2009, 12:32 pm: ALKALINE TRIO TOMORROW!!!!!

i like alk3 more now. and blink-182 i'm still excited for blinks album.

Wed February 4, 2009, 3:08 pm: has a new hair cut, and is rather confused at the italian girl who got arrested

the italian exchange student who was with us shoplifted glasses from H&M, LOL!

Wed January 28, 2009, 5:37 pm: looooooooooooooved mindless self indulgence (':

it was good. i met jimmy, steve and kitty. i paid a stupid amount to see 1 band i liked, and 3 others who i didn't care for. BMTH dropped out, so that was okay.

Fri January 9, 2009, 2:29 pm: Coener house 1i

that was the day i properly met who is now my sisters fiance. he got me drunk.

Sat January 3, 2009, 12:01 pm: Is busing it til the roof falls off with liv (on the 40)

we were so hyper. the number 40 bus the week before had the roof pulled off cause the driver had a panic attack and went under the wrong bridge, which was too small.

Thu January 1, 2009, 8:59 am: thinks her room smells like whiskey and something sickly

new years was a quiet night in, til my sister came home with pink champange for me.

Sat December 13, 2008, 2:13 pm: miami ink :]

i'm not obsessed with miami ink much anymore. but that was around about the time i was.

Sat December 13, 2008, 7:05 am: FINALLY got a socialvibe pink ball in the post

it hasn't came out my bedside drawers since. LOL.

Sun December 7, 2008, 5:16 am: waiting to go for my job interview

still don't have one.

Tue December 2, 2008, 12:16 pm: is the cure on?

yeah, thats what i said when i was drunk the night before.

Mon December 1, 2008, 1:25 pm: I DONT LIKE THIS OR

Mon December 1, 2008, 12:51 pm: JATES EVERYTHIN STUPID ME!

my first drunken facebook statuses.

Wed November 12, 2008, 12:12 pm: no wait actually, ugly.

Wed November 12, 2008, 12:10 pm: yes.

LMAO, NO COMMENT.

Sat November 8, 2008, 4:46 pm: + leyla + mark + branden + jimmy + melvin = BABANOOBA

that was a good in-joke, but it didn't last long.

Sat November 1, 2008, 5:11 pm: met branden + lars from rancid :D t'was greaaaaaat!

it actually doesn't really emphasize how great it really was ):

Sat November 1, 2008, 4:35 am: is seeing rancid tonight!! -asdfghjkl;- :DD!

Sun October 26, 2008, 4:49 pm: is getting rancid tickets tomorrow :D

i like them more now.

Mon October 13, 2008, 3:36 pm: nofx sound check isn't public, FYI.

fat wreck chords emailed me and said i wasn't allowed in their sound check. LOL. stalker.

Mon October 13, 2008, 10:15 am: is scared about the tv people coming :S

my dad was offered to go on this BBC show. we never went on.

Sat October 11, 2008, 9:16 am: got her NOFX ticket! :]

Wed October 8, 2008, 4:12 pm: is TOTALLY GOING TO NOFX IN APRIL (H)

pretty much my initial reaction, posted straight to facebook.

Tue October 7, 2008, 12:50 am: is with LIVLYF2DAFUL + SHEBROWS
i forgot i had those nicknames for liv and leyla.


Sat September 20, 2008, 2:07 pm: is worried about travis barker ):
after the plane crash. fuck, i cried for 2 hours. i love travis.